I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut
our hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even
makes
me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh...
even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it that you're not around...
and the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you...
Not even close, not even a little bit, not any at all.
---Kat Startford (10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU)