*Pag nakita mo ang mahal mo na may kasamang iba ..
Wag ka mainis .
Wag ka magalit .
Sabihin mo lang ..
" Excuse me KARIBAL , dadaan ang ORIGINAL , jan ka muna sa KANAL, hahalik lang ako kay MAHAL .. :))
***Isang seksing coed was filling up the application form . Mabilis siyang natapos pero nahirapan siyang sagutin ang isang tanong:
PERSONNEL: Do you need help in filling up the application, Miss?
MISS: Puede ho bang "occasionally lang" ang ilagay na sagot.
PERSONNEL: Which question, Miss?
MISS: Sex
***Misis: Honey luma na ang mga bra ko. Bili mo ako ng bago.
Mister: Huwag na honey maliit naman yang boobs mo eh sayang lang ang pera.
Misis: Eh, bakit ikaw naka brief ka?
Eh, di sinayang mo lang ang pera!
***Isang araw…may isang probinsyanong nakapunta sa isang bonggang bonggang SM! nakakita siya ng elevator at pumasok siya…..may nakatabi siyang lalaki..
PROBINSYANO: sir… may bayad po ba dito?
LALAKI: TANGA! BOBO! INUTIL! WALANG ISIP! STUPID! IDIOT! BRAINLESS!
PROBINSYANO: Oh bakit poh?
LALAKI: eh kita mong wala ka pang ticket eh!!!!
***Si Pedro at Cardo after the exam.
Cardo: Perdo, nahirapan ka ba sa questions sa exam?
Pedro: Hindi!
Cardo: Ang galing mo naman!
Pedro: Nahirapan ako sa answers!
***BOY: Mahal kita!
GIRL: Ako din. Mahal ko din sarili ko. :">
.../ HAHAHAHAHA! XD
***Mrs: San ka punta Hon?
Mr: Sa Bar, iinom ng Beer.
Mrs: Eto Beer oh.
Mr: Gsto ko sa bar, Malamig.
Mrs: Eto ice oh.
Mr: Pero Masarap pulutan sa Bar
Mrs: eto, nagluto ako.
Mr: Sa Bar may Konting Biruan at murahan.
Mrs: Gusto mo murahan? G*G* mo! INUMIN MO TONG HAYUP NA BEER MO, KAININ MO YANG PULUTAN NA YAN, DAHIL HINDI KA LALABAS NG BAHAY!
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Sunday, March 13, 2011
facts about girls
* Girls absolutely hate it when they are lied to. So if you must do so, ensure that you never ever get caught. Whether the lie is about her appearance, your compatibility, your ex-girlfriend or her family, tread these waters with caution. For if you get caught, there will be no escape.
* Girls always consider actions greater than words. Even if, they wont accept it. So if you really wish to impress her, or get off the hook for something, do something that shows her how you feel, rather than simply talking about it.
* One of the most interesting facts about girls is that they are all big drama queens. This may be something that is beyond your realm of understanding, but be patient and know that every girl will make a big deal about petty things. In their eyes this is not wrong, because they simply thrive on conflict.
* Understand that girls are regular victims of PMS, and no matter how much we try to understand this, we never will. This is just the way it is, and the sooner we come to terms with this, the better it will be. You can also try taking one of our relationship quizzes for men to see if you can make the cut.
* Get used to apologizing, because whether you did something wrong or not, you will always be the one apologizing. Girls love that, and they cannot stand guys who do not know how to apologize. Practice your apologies in front of the mirror everyday, and you will thank me later.
* Understand that girls are built differently, and they are absolutely not interested in fast cars and monster trucks and the like. This is one of the primary facts about girls every guy should know.
* Girls are very self-conscious by nature, and the sooner you can accept that, the better. They will always look at themselves in front of the mirror because they can't help it. Do not deride them for this, or they will drop you like a hot potato. This guide to understanding women in relationships will also prove useful to you.
* A girl will always think she looks fat, no matter what. You have to comfort her and convince her otherwise. This goes hand in hand with their self-conscious nature so you better get used to it.
* Never ever fool around with a friend or relative of a girl whom you're with. Girls love to talk about the randomest of things, so you will be caught sooner or later. The wonderfully named Mr. Woods couldn't escape this predicament, so how can you.
* Speaking of which, girls love to gossip. This is the only way they can entertain themselves when they are together. Out of all the facts about girls that guys should know, this is probably the most well known already.
* When it comes to gifts, something meaningful and thoughtful is far more important than its price. Sure, something expensive won't hurt, but girls are absolute suckers for mushy and thoughtful gifts. So get to work and start thinking of things that are important to her.
* If you are out with your friends, she wants them to see how involved you'll are. She will kiss you in front of them, and make you feel like an embarrassed jelly bean. Your friends may laugh at you, but they're just jealous. Learn to reciprocate these feelings.
* On the other hand, when you are out with her girlfriends, it's best to keep your hands to yourself. The last thing she wants is to feel tied down by you, and you need to act tactfully in such a situation.
* Always remember all those damn dates and birthdays. This is important to them, and if you forget, your stock will plummet drastically. Store it in your phone, or stick your wall with post-its, but just remember them no matter what. Most guys are not aware about these facts on girls, and ultimately pay the price.
* Lastly, always compliment her. One of the most interesting facts about girls is that they love being the center of attention, so what's holding you back. Comment on her hair, her eyes, her dress, her body and everything else that you can think of. The relationship advice for men and relationship advice for guys given here will also help you out.
So these were some of the facts about girls that guys don't know much about, but if you've been paying attention you have got the drift of it. It doesn't take much to understand these things, but putting them into practice is the tough bit. As a fellow comrade, I wish you the best of luck.
* Girls always consider actions greater than words. Even if, they wont accept it. So if you really wish to impress her, or get off the hook for something, do something that shows her how you feel, rather than simply talking about it.
* One of the most interesting facts about girls is that they are all big drama queens. This may be something that is beyond your realm of understanding, but be patient and know that every girl will make a big deal about petty things. In their eyes this is not wrong, because they simply thrive on conflict.
* Understand that girls are regular victims of PMS, and no matter how much we try to understand this, we never will. This is just the way it is, and the sooner we come to terms with this, the better it will be. You can also try taking one of our relationship quizzes for men to see if you can make the cut.
* Get used to apologizing, because whether you did something wrong or not, you will always be the one apologizing. Girls love that, and they cannot stand guys who do not know how to apologize. Practice your apologies in front of the mirror everyday, and you will thank me later.
* Understand that girls are built differently, and they are absolutely not interested in fast cars and monster trucks and the like. This is one of the primary facts about girls every guy should know.
* Girls are very self-conscious by nature, and the sooner you can accept that, the better. They will always look at themselves in front of the mirror because they can't help it. Do not deride them for this, or they will drop you like a hot potato. This guide to understanding women in relationships will also prove useful to you.
* A girl will always think she looks fat, no matter what. You have to comfort her and convince her otherwise. This goes hand in hand with their self-conscious nature so you better get used to it.
* Never ever fool around with a friend or relative of a girl whom you're with. Girls love to talk about the randomest of things, so you will be caught sooner or later. The wonderfully named Mr. Woods couldn't escape this predicament, so how can you.
* Speaking of which, girls love to gossip. This is the only way they can entertain themselves when they are together. Out of all the facts about girls that guys should know, this is probably the most well known already.
* When it comes to gifts, something meaningful and thoughtful is far more important than its price. Sure, something expensive won't hurt, but girls are absolute suckers for mushy and thoughtful gifts. So get to work and start thinking of things that are important to her.
* If you are out with your friends, she wants them to see how involved you'll are. She will kiss you in front of them, and make you feel like an embarrassed jelly bean. Your friends may laugh at you, but they're just jealous. Learn to reciprocate these feelings.
* On the other hand, when you are out with her girlfriends, it's best to keep your hands to yourself. The last thing she wants is to feel tied down by you, and you need to act tactfully in such a situation.
* Always remember all those damn dates and birthdays. This is important to them, and if you forget, your stock will plummet drastically. Store it in your phone, or stick your wall with post-its, but just remember them no matter what. Most guys are not aware about these facts on girls, and ultimately pay the price.
* Lastly, always compliment her. One of the most interesting facts about girls is that they love being the center of attention, so what's holding you back. Comment on her hair, her eyes, her dress, her body and everything else that you can think of. The relationship advice for men and relationship advice for guys given here will also help you out.
So these were some of the facts about girls that guys don't know much about, but if you've been paying attention you have got the drift of it. It doesn't take much to understand these things, but putting them into practice is the tough bit. As a fellow comrade, I wish you the best of luck.
99 facts about guys
1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate other flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
5. Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them. …….dont think so
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking! but do not generalise
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands……yeh rite – Whatever.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow”. So true.
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice…….very true.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts. ……..sumtimes.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!……very true.
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed P**** with their girlfriends…..sumtimes depends wen they want sumat.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me”……sumtimes.
59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him….very important.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake. ….they love u regardless.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!……true but only wen the guys are ready 2be settled down.
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed by you or he’s criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact. ……sumtimes.
99. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.
nashare q lang..hhehheheh:D
2. Guys hate other flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
5. Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them. …….dont think so
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking! but do not generalise
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands……yeh rite – Whatever.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow”. So true.
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice…….very true.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts. ……..sumtimes.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!……very true.
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed P**** with their girlfriends…..sumtimes depends wen they want sumat.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me”……sumtimes.
59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him….very important.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake. ….they love u regardless.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!……true but only wen the guys are ready 2be settled down.
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed by you or he’s criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact. ……sumtimes.
99. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.
nashare q lang..hhehheheh:D
10 Things I Hate About You
I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut
our hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even
makes
me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh...
even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it that you're not around...
and the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you...
Not even close, not even a little bit, not any at all.
---Kat Startford (10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU)
our hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even
makes
me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh...
even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it that you're not around...
and the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you...
Not even close, not even a little bit, not any at all.
---Kat Startford (10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU)
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Lines from Children's Letters to God
Dear GOD,
..."why do i have to behave if no one sees it?
...change me into a bird..if u do...i won't ask u anything for a long time..
..My father is helpless when it comes to making a fire. couldn't u just plant a burning bush in our yard?
i want to be an inventor but i don't know what to invent.
...where do people come from?i think u can explain it better than my dad..
...should ugly people look the way it does or was it a mistake?
since when do u know you're God?
...if we had fur like animals, we wouldn't need any clothes. Did you ever think about that?
...why do i have to pray if you already know what i need? but ofcourse..i'll do it if that makes you feel better.
...if we live on after we die..why do have to die at all?
...when i woke up..i'm glad you left things the way they are..
I LOVE U GOD!!!
..."why do i have to behave if no one sees it?
...change me into a bird..if u do...i won't ask u anything for a long time..
..My father is helpless when it comes to making a fire. couldn't u just plant a burning bush in our yard?
i want to be an inventor but i don't know what to invent.
...where do people come from?i think u can explain it better than my dad..
...should ugly people look the way it does or was it a mistake?
since when do u know you're God?
...if we had fur like animals, we wouldn't need any clothes. Did you ever think about that?
...why do i have to pray if you already know what i need? but ofcourse..i'll do it if that makes you feel better.
...if we live on after we die..why do have to die at all?
...when i woke up..i'm glad you left things the way they are..
I LOVE U GOD!!!
When Someone Comes my Way
(i wrote this poem two years ago...after me and my last boyfriend broke up)
I am just a girl,
Others call me a bully,
For I seemed like a bull,
Hard as stone can be.
But this Bully they call,
They don't even know,
That I want to be loved,
But so afraid to fall.
Time has passed,
Someone comes my way,
Told me that I'm special,
In every special way.
Days spent with him,
Vanished my fears away,
With him I have joy,
With him...I fall.
But then one day I got know,
That this someone will have to go
Goodbye is what he had to say,
But my heart is begging him to stay.
And now I am all alone again,
Don't know how to start again,
For his memories haunt me,
Until I sleep he's all I see.
Now I have already knew,
I don't wanna love someone new,
And i will keep his memories forever..
To be inlove again...is NEVER..
I am just a girl,
Others call me a bully,
For I seemed like a bull,
Hard as stone can be.
But this Bully they call,
They don't even know,
That I want to be loved,
But so afraid to fall.
Time has passed,
Someone comes my way,
Told me that I'm special,
In every special way.
Days spent with him,
Vanished my fears away,
With him I have joy,
With him...I fall.
But then one day I got know,
That this someone will have to go
Goodbye is what he had to say,
But my heart is begging him to stay.
And now I am all alone again,
Don't know how to start again,
For his memories haunt me,
Until I sleep he's all I see.
Now I have already knew,
I don't wanna love someone new,
And i will keep his memories forever..
To be inlove again...is NEVER..
Ayoko ng BOYFRIEND!!
I was checking my account in facebook then may nagcomment sakin ng bakit daw wala pa qong boyfriend.Well, I don't see any reason para makaisip akong magboyfriend. Ang hirap ng buhay sa ngayon. Ang mahal ng tuition fee, ng pamasahe, at ng bilihin. Ang daming problema ng Pilipinas ngayon tas pagboboyfriend lang aatupagin ko?
Hello!!! Pag nagboyfriend ako, syempre, malamang sa malamang, klangan ko ng lalaki, kaya nga boyfriend eh. Eh pano kapag hindi naman matino ang nakuha ko? Eh di na heart broken pa ko. Tas manyak pa, eh di nadungisan pa dangal ko, baka makasampal ako ng tao. Eh kapag mayabang..hay naku! Baka nasama pa kong natangay ng malakas at masamang hangin noh.
Then, kapag nagboyfriend ako, syempre, importante ang communication. Eh tulad ngayon, walah kong cp dahil nanakawan pa lang ako 2 weeks ago, eh di misunderstanding yun. Eh kung may cellphone naman ako, klangan may load ako para pag nagtext sya, makapagreply ako. Eh di, hindi na ko nakaipon non. Imbes na ikakain ko na lang, iloload ko pa para lang mareplyan ang kalahi ni Adan na madalas eh ginagawa lang na parausan ang mga katulad kong babae. Yung iba, TRESPASSING pa. Kahit walang pahintulot!!Manggagahasa pa! Ang worst diba.
Well guys. Hindi po mainit ulo ko. At wala kong gustong patamaan dito. Ang sakin lang, we should think things twice lalo na sa panahon ngayon na pasama na nang pasama ang mundo. Lalo na ang mga babae, isang bagay lang ang dapat nating ingatan hanggang sa araw na mahanap natin c Mr. Right. And sana, sa pagdating nya, buong buo tayo. Ingatan natin ang ating pagkababae. Yun talaga point ko dito eh. Pinahaba ko lang. Kung hindi rin lang natin kailangan mag boyfriend, magpigil tayo. ok? Nang hindi tayo sumisingko.
Hello!!! Pag nagboyfriend ako, syempre, malamang sa malamang, klangan ko ng lalaki, kaya nga boyfriend eh. Eh pano kapag hindi naman matino ang nakuha ko? Eh di na heart broken pa ko. Tas manyak pa, eh di nadungisan pa dangal ko, baka makasampal ako ng tao. Eh kapag mayabang..hay naku! Baka nasama pa kong natangay ng malakas at masamang hangin noh.
Then, kapag nagboyfriend ako, syempre, importante ang communication. Eh tulad ngayon, walah kong cp dahil nanakawan pa lang ako 2 weeks ago, eh di misunderstanding yun. Eh kung may cellphone naman ako, klangan may load ako para pag nagtext sya, makapagreply ako. Eh di, hindi na ko nakaipon non. Imbes na ikakain ko na lang, iloload ko pa para lang mareplyan ang kalahi ni Adan na madalas eh ginagawa lang na parausan ang mga katulad kong babae. Yung iba, TRESPASSING pa. Kahit walang pahintulot!!Manggagahasa pa! Ang worst diba.
Well guys. Hindi po mainit ulo ko. At wala kong gustong patamaan dito. Ang sakin lang, we should think things twice lalo na sa panahon ngayon na pasama na nang pasama ang mundo. Lalo na ang mga babae, isang bagay lang ang dapat nating ingatan hanggang sa araw na mahanap natin c Mr. Right. And sana, sa pagdating nya, buong buo tayo. Ingatan natin ang ating pagkababae. Yun talaga point ko dito eh. Pinahaba ko lang. Kung hindi rin lang natin kailangan mag boyfriend, magpigil tayo. ok? Nang hindi tayo sumisingko.
Believe
Hidden beneath the ground,
Is the spring that feeds the creek,
Invisible as the wind,
That you feel upon your cheek.
Dream and believe in your heart,
Think of when you would see,
There are things so apart,
That there could be 'we.'
And every breeze that whispers,
Reminds us constantly,
Sometimes what's real,
Is something you can't see,
Believe in all that can be,
A miracle starts whenever you dream,
Believe and sing from your heart,
You'll see.
Nobody hates you,
And they would believe that real,
But when I get to you,
I will believe that you are real, as well.
There's dreams to be found,
Discover how it brilliantly,
Sometimes what's real,
Is something you can't see.
Believe in all that can be,
A miracle starts whenever you dream,
Believe and sing from your heart,
You'll see.
Beat the nightmares from reaching,
Live so high and get it right,
When you belive, I belive you,
And the lights will shine this darkness bright!
SHINE THIS DARKNESS bright...
Oh...
Believe in all that can be,
As soon as we fly in your dream,
Believe and sing from your heart,
And you won't die,
Believe with eyes open,
A miracle starts whenever you dream,
Believe and care for everyone,
You'll see...
YOUR SONG WILL HOLD THE KEY!
Believe in all that can be,
A miracle starts whenever you dream,
Believe and sing from your heart,
You will see.
(Repeat)
Believe in all that can be (all that can be),
A miracle starts whenever you dream (dream),
Believe and sing from your heart (sing),
You'll see (and see)...
YOUR SONG WILL HOLD THE KEY! x3
Your song will hold the key,
Sometimes what is real,
Is something...
You couldn't see...
Is the spring that feeds the creek,
Invisible as the wind,
That you feel upon your cheek.
Dream and believe in your heart,
Think of when you would see,
There are things so apart,
That there could be 'we.'
And every breeze that whispers,
Reminds us constantly,
Sometimes what's real,
Is something you can't see,
Believe in all that can be,
A miracle starts whenever you dream,
Believe and sing from your heart,
You'll see.
Nobody hates you,
And they would believe that real,
But when I get to you,
I will believe that you are real, as well.
There's dreams to be found,
Discover how it brilliantly,
Sometimes what's real,
Is something you can't see.
Believe in all that can be,
A miracle starts whenever you dream,
Believe and sing from your heart,
You'll see.
Beat the nightmares from reaching,
Live so high and get it right,
When you belive, I belive you,
And the lights will shine this darkness bright!
SHINE THIS DARKNESS bright...
Oh...
Believe in all that can be,
As soon as we fly in your dream,
Believe and sing from your heart,
And you won't die,
Believe with eyes open,
A miracle starts whenever you dream,
Believe and care for everyone,
You'll see...
YOUR SONG WILL HOLD THE KEY!
Believe in all that can be,
A miracle starts whenever you dream,
Believe and sing from your heart,
You will see.
(Repeat)
Believe in all that can be (all that can be),
A miracle starts whenever you dream (dream),
Believe and sing from your heart (sing),
You'll see (and see)...
YOUR SONG WILL HOLD THE KEY! x3
Your song will hold the key,
Sometimes what is real,
Is something...
You couldn't see...
two voices one song
It's so rare to find a friend like you
Somehow when you're around the sky is always blue
The way we talk
The things you say
The way you make it all ok
And how you know
All of my jokes
But you laugh anyway...
If I could wish for one thing
I take the smile that you bring
Wherever you go in this world I'll come along
Together we dream the same dream
Forever I'm here for you, you're here for me
Oh ooh oh
Two voices, one song
If I could wish for one thing
I take the smile that you bring
Wherever you go in this world I'll come along
Together we dream the same dream
Forever I'm here for you, you're here for me
Oh ooh oh two voices one song
And anywhere you are you know I'll be around
And when you call my name I'll listen for the sound
If I could wish for one thing
I take the smile that you bring
Wherever you go in this world I'll come along
Together we dream the same dream
Forever I'm here for you, you're here for me
Oh ooh oh two voices one song
If I could wish for one thing
I take the smile that you bring
With you by my side I can go on
Now I have all that I need
And the sweetest sound will always be
Oh ooh oh two voices one song
Oh ooh oh two voices one song
Oh ooh oh two voices one song
Somehow when you're around the sky is always blue
The way we talk
The things you say
The way you make it all ok
And how you know
All of my jokes
But you laugh anyway...
If I could wish for one thing
I take the smile that you bring
Wherever you go in this world I'll come along
Together we dream the same dream
Forever I'm here for you, you're here for me
Oh ooh oh
Two voices, one song
If I could wish for one thing
I take the smile that you bring
Wherever you go in this world I'll come along
Together we dream the same dream
Forever I'm here for you, you're here for me
Oh ooh oh two voices one song
And anywhere you are you know I'll be around
And when you call my name I'll listen for the sound
If I could wish for one thing
I take the smile that you bring
Wherever you go in this world I'll come along
Together we dream the same dream
Forever I'm here for you, you're here for me
Oh ooh oh two voices one song
If I could wish for one thing
I take the smile that you bring
With you by my side I can go on
Now I have all that I need
And the sweetest sound will always be
Oh ooh oh two voices one song
Oh ooh oh two voices one song
Oh ooh oh two voices one song
Tuesday, March 08, 2011
Nakapanghihinayang...
Nagulantang ako ng isang hindi kanais nais na balita..
Ang puso ko'y kumabog sa magkahalong kaba, awa, at ..
Oo, inaamin ko,Ang damdaming naramdaman ko ng mga oras na iyon ay nahahaluan ng bahagyang pandidiri at pagtatanong ng bakit?
Labis na nababahala ang aking puso..
Kaibigan ko sya..
Sa puso ko'y nakatanim ang isang paghanga pagka't..matalino sya, talentado, maganda..
Mga bagay na labis kong hinahangaan at ibig na tularan..
Sa buhay nya'y kayraming mga oportunidad na nakaabang..
Masasabing..tila ba ang bukas nya'y tiyak na maliwanag at maaliwalas..Pero..ewan ko ba..
Ayokong isipin na ang mga lalaki'y tunay na nakakasira sa katinuan ng mga babae...
Ngunit, tila ba ang lahat ay biglang nagdilim at lumabo para sa kanya..
Nang may nangyari sa kanila ng isang lalaki sa buhay nya na ni hindi nya nobyo..
Nakakalungkot mang isipin pero iyon ang totoo..
Ayokong maniwala ngunit ang kanyang mga mata'y wari ba'y may nakasilip na katotohanan..
Minsan pa nga ay naitatanong ko sa aking sarili,
Bakit kailangang pang may ligawan sa panahon na ika'y nag-aaral?
Andyan lang naman yan..
Ang lahat ng bagay ay may nakalaang tamang panahon na matagal ng plinano ng ating butihing Panginoon..
Ngunit, masaklap ang katotohanang tila dito na lamang umiikot ang mundo ng iba sa mga kabataan,
Kasama na ang aking kaibigan. ay isa sa kanila..
Nakaulungkot na ang kaisa-isang bagay na pinakadapat na pag-ingatan ng bawat kababaihan ay naisasantabi,
Bagkus ay natatabunan ito ng makamundong pagnanasa..
Ang panahon nga'y tunay na kaymoderno..
Pabata na ng pabata ang mga maagang nakakaranas ng isang bagay na tinuturing ng simbahan na sagrado..
Isang bagay sa buhay ng tao,na tanging ang sakramento lamang ng kasal ang makakapagpappahintulot.
Pero..ah..nakakalungkot.
Saturday, March 05, 2011
February 7, 2011
nalulungkot aqoh n walah k nah...
nagulat aqoh..at ayokong maniwalah..
ang dayah mo...umalis kah agad..hnd mn lang aqoh nkapagsav ng sorry pag inaasar mo q taz binabara kitah...hnd mn lng aq nkapagthank u sau pg tinitulungan mo q..
hnd q mn lng nasav saung...thank u!!!naging part k ng buhay q..kahit c BENTONG ang sav qng kamukha moh...at c chocolate ang kakambal moh...sorry..:'(
hnggang ngaun...ayokong maniwalah n walah k nah..umaasa q n...bukas..makakapasok k p..and as usual...aasarain mo q..babatukan mo q..nkakainis kah..
naaalala q pah...pag kumakantah kah...nakakasawa nah...puri FAITHFULLY lng nmn kc lagi e..
taz mnsan..napikon k ata..kumakantah k kc...kalah q..may umiiyak...napagtawanan kitah..
ang daming times..nakakatawa kah...namumulah k n sa hiya dahil sa lakas qoh manlait...nakatawa kah pah..
kahit lagi moh qng kinocomplement...sasagutin kitah ng lait...natutuwa kah pah..
ni minsan...hnd ktah napuri...puri lait...nagiguilty aqoh...ngaung walah k nah...tsakah q naiicp...sanah palah..sanah..
.............................
naalala q pa..ung mga tyms n malungkot aq..ang ayos ng kausap mo...taz balabag sagot q..pagdamay lng nmn gustoh moh...
ngaun..eto..naiicp q..sanah...sanah..
peroh anoh p bng kwentah ng sanah...kung walah k nah...
.............
hnd moh n maririnig sorry q...hnd mo n maririnig thank u q....
walah n qng ibang mgagawa..kundi..ipagpray kah..n sanah...nsa mabuti kah...
MAMIMIZ KITAH>>>sobrang sorry...:'(
walah n qng masasav pah...
bukas..pagpasok q...ewan q..maninibagoh q..nah s pag upo q...walang babati ng...
"GUDMORNING JENNY>>>GANDA MOH!!"(sabay ngiti)
taz magsasav ng..."GRABEH TALAGAH SA TARAY TONG BABAING TOH...PINUPURI MO NAH..NAGAGALIT PAH..HMMP!!!BATUKAN KITAH E.."(SABAY BATOK SKN)
nagulat aqoh..at ayokong maniwalah..
ang dayah mo...umalis kah agad..hnd mn lang aqoh nkapagsav ng sorry pag inaasar mo q taz binabara kitah...hnd mn lng aq nkapagthank u sau pg tinitulungan mo q..
hnd q mn lng nasav saung...thank u!!!naging part k ng buhay q..kahit c BENTONG ang sav qng kamukha moh...at c chocolate ang kakambal moh...sorry..:'(
hnggang ngaun...ayokong maniwalah n walah k nah..umaasa q n...bukas..makakapasok k p..and as usual...aasarain mo q..babatukan mo q..nkakainis kah..
naaalala q pah...pag kumakantah kah...nakakasawa nah...puri FAITHFULLY lng nmn kc lagi e..
taz mnsan..napikon k ata..kumakantah k kc...kalah q..may umiiyak...napagtawanan kitah..
ang daming times..nakakatawa kah...namumulah k n sa hiya dahil sa lakas qoh manlait...nakatawa kah pah..
kahit lagi moh qng kinocomplement...sasagutin kitah ng lait...natutuwa kah pah..
ni minsan...hnd ktah napuri...puri lait...nagiguilty aqoh...ngaung walah k nah...tsakah q naiicp...sanah palah..sanah..
.............................
naalala q pa..ung mga tyms n malungkot aq..ang ayos ng kausap mo...taz balabag sagot q..pagdamay lng nmn gustoh moh...
ngaun..eto..naiicp q..sanah...sanah..
peroh anoh p bng kwentah ng sanah...kung walah k nah...
.............
hnd moh n maririnig sorry q...hnd mo n maririnig thank u q....
walah n qng ibang mgagawa..kundi..ipagpray kah..n sanah...nsa mabuti kah...
MAMIMIZ KITAH>>>sobrang sorry...:'(
walah n qng masasav pah...
bukas..pagpasok q...ewan q..maninibagoh q..nah s pag upo q...walang babati ng...
"GUDMORNING JENNY>>>GANDA MOH!!"(sabay ngiti)
taz magsasav ng..."GRABEH TALAGAH SA TARAY TONG BABAING TOH...PINUPURI MO NAH..NAGAGALIT PAH..HMMP!!!BATUKAN KITAH E.."(SABAY BATOK SKN)
The Explanation
This is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and suffering.
A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed.
As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation.
They talked about so many things and various subjects.
When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said:
'I don't believe that God exists.'
'Why do you say that?' asked the customer. 'Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist.
Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people?
Would there be abandoned children?
If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain.
I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things.'
The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument.
The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop.
Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard.
He looked dirty and unkempt. The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber:
'You know what? Barbers do not exist.'
'How can you say that?' asked the surprised barber.
'I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!'
'No!' the customer exclaimed. 'Barbers don't exist because
if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside.'
'Ah, but barbers DO exist! That's what happens when people do not come to me.'
'Exactly!' affirmed the customer. 'That's the point! God, too, DOES exist!
That's what happens when people do not go to Him and don't look to Him for help.
That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world.'
When I Left You
Touching life story.....
A young man was getting ready to graduate college. For
many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's
showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told
him that was all he wanted.
As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited
signs that his father had purchased the car. Finally, on the
morning of his graduation his father called him into his private
study. His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine
son, and told him how much he loved him. He handed his son
a beautiful wrapped gift box.
Curious, but somewhat disappointed the young man
opened the box and found a lovely, leather-bound Bible. Angrily,
he raised his voice at his father and said, "With all your money you
give me a Bible?" and stormed out of the house, leaving the holy
book.
Many years passed and the young man was very successful in
business.
He had a beautiful home and wonderful family, but realized his
father was very old, and thought perhaps he should go to him. He
had not seen him since that graduation day. Before he could make
arrangements, he received a telegram telling him his father had
passed away, and willed all of his possessions to his son. He
needed to come home immediately and take care things.
When he arrived at his father's house, sudden sadness and
regret filled his heart.
He began to search his father's important papers and
saw the still new Bible, just as he had left it years ago. With
tears, he opened the Bible and began to turn the pages. As he
read those words, a car key dropped from an envelope
taped behind the Bible.
It had a tag with the dealer's name, the same dealer who had the
sports car he had desired. On the tag was the date of his graduation,
and the words...PAID IN FULL.
How many times do we miss God's blessings because they are not
packaged as we expected?
A young man was getting ready to graduate college. For
many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's
showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told
him that was all he wanted.
As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited
signs that his father had purchased the car. Finally, on the
morning of his graduation his father called him into his private
study. His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine
son, and told him how much he loved him. He handed his son
a beautiful wrapped gift box.
Curious, but somewhat disappointed the young man
opened the box and found a lovely, leather-bound Bible. Angrily,
he raised his voice at his father and said, "With all your money you
give me a Bible?" and stormed out of the house, leaving the holy
book.
Many years passed and the young man was very successful in
business.
He had a beautiful home and wonderful family, but realized his
father was very old, and thought perhaps he should go to him. He
had not seen him since that graduation day. Before he could make
arrangements, he received a telegram telling him his father had
passed away, and willed all of his possessions to his son. He
needed to come home immediately and take care things.
When he arrived at his father's house, sudden sadness and
regret filled his heart.
He began to search his father's important papers and
saw the still new Bible, just as he had left it years ago. With
tears, he opened the Bible and began to turn the pages. As he
read those words, a car key dropped from an envelope
taped behind the Bible.
It had a tag with the dealer's name, the same dealer who had the
sports car he had desired. On the tag was the date of his graduation,
and the words...PAID IN FULL.
How many times do we miss God's blessings because they are not
packaged as we expected?
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